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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Wisdom From Kids

My friend Kelsey forwarded this to me.

Words of Wisdom From Children

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  • When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let Mom brush your hair.
  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  • Whether he's real or not, you should believe in the tooth fairy if you like money.
  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
  • Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
  • School lunches stick to the wall.
  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

2 Comments:

At 4:07 PM, Blogger Anna H. said...

So cute! I can't wait to write down what my boys start to say. :-)

 
At 8:26 AM, Blogger -Tony- said...

Yes, Puppies still have bad breath even after a box of tic tacs!

 

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