Wisdom From Kids

My friend Kelsey forwarded this to me.

Words of Wisdom From Children

• No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  
• When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let Mom brush your hair.
  
• If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  
• Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  
• Whether he's real or not, you should believe in the tooth fairy if you like money.
  
• You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  
• Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
  
• Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  
• Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
  
• Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
  
• School lunches stick to the wall.
  
• Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.